The Queendom of De Montevideo is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The democratic population of 15.105 billion De Montevideoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 41.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The De Montevideoan economy, worth 494 trillion betales a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 32,734 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. De Montevideo's national animal is the deer.

De Montevideo is ranked 98,932^nd in the world and 1^st in Montevideo for Safest, scoring 82.25 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.